Why I like Ian Van Ness
Ian Van Ness
Is such a mess
(not really it just rhymes)
He likes to cook
And read a book
(but not at the same time)
He doesn’t eat meat
He walks in the street
(He likes the yellow lines)
His love monster is cute
He can’t pronouce route
(to him, this doesn’t rhyme)
He comes from Farmville
At ice skating he’s awful
(in Virginia, this does rhyme)
He’s a Steelers fan
Cuz he’s Alicia’s man
(Down with Roethlisberger!)
He might think we’re mean
But we’re on his team
(check writing poems off your list!)

