What bethybeth has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about bethybeth

Why I like Ian Van Ness

Ian Van Ness
Is such a mess
(not really it just rhymes)

He likes to cook
And read a book
(but not at the same time)

He doesn’t eat meat
He walks in the street
(He likes the yellow lines)

His love monster is cute
He can’t pronouce route
(to him, this doesn’t rhyme)

He comes from Farmville
At ice skating he’s awful
(in Virginia, this does rhyme)

He’s a Steelers fan
Cuz he’s Alicia’s man
(Down with Roethlisberger!)

He might think we’re mean
But we’re on his team
(check writing poems off your list!)

Why I like bethybeth

Beth is always polite and helpful to even the most annoying of people. She will share her sweeties with you. She has a very warm and welcoming home with astonishingly shiny cookware. She has great taste in authors, like Haruki Murakami, JK Rowling, and Marian Keyes.

A story about me

One day, I went to work. I got there late because the subways were backed up. There were four trains in the other direction before one came for me. It was okay that I was late because there was nothing happening at work. Because it was so slow, my friend Cybil was googling people she knows. She found 43 things. We signed up. It’s been keeping us busy ever since.

A story about franola

Franny and I share an interest in the writings of Haruki Murakami and also in Harry Potter. Although I like Harry Potter for the fanfiction and she likes it for the discussions boards. We work together and sometimes have lovely discussions of liberal politics or Harry Potter. One time I got a book signed by Haruki Murakami and another time Franny got a comment from him on her myspace page. That was very cool.

A story about cybilransom

Cybil Ransom found 43 things while googling somebody. She showed it to me. I thought it looked cool. We both signed up. Thanks Cybil Ransom! You’re the best. I like it when you sit next to me at work.


The world wants to meet…

Tony Robbins Britney Spears Grace Patricia Kelly yogita Maya Angelou Neal Stephenson Shunryu Suzuki nosebleed wants to meet MarieStardust Kevin Costner Billy Corgan bry393 Shardie Friedrich Nietzsche jamid wants to meet whetstone pitbull Tommy Lee Jones Björk Guðmundsdóttir Norah Jones coralrush Cary Grant Frank Warren Lance Armstrong Sandra Oh Alyson Hannigan BloDat Thandie Newton Ai Otsuka (大塚 愛)